Welcome to the wonderful world of Toxic Media!
The world's first electric - neo alternative - underground - humor, commentary, and poetry magazine and post ambient - spoken word - lounge humor - recording company web site ever created! It's weird! It's never finished! It's free! Read who we are, look at our images, listen to our stuff, and hang out for a while. We're here to serve and we never close. Have fun, we do!
Hi, there!
First the bad news: due to some personal problems (trust me. you don't wanna know!) it looks like the ol' toxic site is going to have to cut back on the musical attack we were planning to unleash on the world. Many candles were lit and our beers were full of tears for many minutes upon being told the news. But, as Doris Day once sang "Tough titty, Wilber" (I think it was Doris Day...maybe it was Eva Gabor. Did she sing? Aw...who knows?) Anyway...what does this have to do with you, our dear and humble web site checker-outers? Not a whole hell of a lot. Except that it looks like the site is gonna have to be mainly one of a literary nature for the nonce. Thems the breaks, sports fans! Rest easy though, as soon as more of "the toxic family" loses their jobs and has to go on unemployment things should be back on track. Meanwhile...dig the treats we got for you in this issue (are these really issues? I mean, could one call these updates "issues" or what? Shit...I'm not really good at this sort of stuff and my fingers hurt really bad and I just wanna go home and take a looooong nap or something but delany and Wonko have gotten ahold of PhotoShop and we can't pull them away long enough to do this goddamned intro thingy and it's been left in my hands). We got a chatroom! We're posting images! We're tons of fun! Play nice with others and keep in touch! We'll see ya next update.
- R.B. Armstrong
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